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****HISTORY****
The Short Bus Warriors were started after you went to bed. All the members snuck out of their homes and met at Stucky's (the gas station) and discussed what we are going to do with our lives. I think it was Ben who suggested we make a band themed around the short bus (c'mon, you know what we mean.) We all called him a facist pig. The band was started the next day.

This is dedicated to new and up and coming band, Short Bus Warriors. We have covers such as Saftey Dance; April 26, 1992; and Zoot Suit Riot. We have the ground breaking original songs Obey the Crab, 8 of Spades, and The Knights of Toast. Our record label, Oh Shiny Object Records, says we will be big in Japan and South of the Border.

Our latest CD, Rat Driver, is due out tommorrow and is already huge in Malasia.

The SBW have a cornicopia of members, Zach (electric triangle), Ben (bass),Pat (electric guitar), and George (drums).

****SPECIAL N33DS TOUR****

The Special N33ds Tour kicks off in Bangkok on April 26. We will make 400 other stops around the world and finally end up in our hometown, Cincinnati, Ohio.

The tour will feature the bands ShortBus Warriors, The Accordian Maestros,and Marshmallow something or others. Tickets will be free, except in Asia. They must pay.







****RAT DRIVER****

Rat Driver will be special order only if you don't live in Asia. You should call 1-513-347-1111 to order. It costs $11 (that's ridiculous, that's not even funny, <-inside joke) to buy one CD.

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