My Mom Said Its True

My mother once said,
"Zip your fly or your lose your head!"
So it must be true.
She also stated,
"Dont do that or youll be constipated!"
So it must be true.
But mothers cant wrong,
Espescially about my thong.
She says Im a man.
And men dont wear thongs.
Moms always right
wooh oh.
moms always right
woooh oh oh oh
moms always right
wooh oh oh oh
but not always right
wooh ooooooooh.

Wall Putty

i played with wall putty,
it stuck on me again.
i tried to wipe it off,
but it did not go-o-o-o.
i played with wall putty.
it stuck to me again.
but now it came oooff.
played with bro,
he pushed me in
again!
i tried to get it ooooffff.
BUT IT DID NOT GO-o-o-o!
special n33ds! tour!
special n33ds! tour!
WALL PUTTY!
WALL PUTTY!
WALL! WALL! WALL!
PUTTY!!!

Irish McRainbow

Say have ye seen,
the blimey stone glean,
when the kissing is done,
the leperchauns will run!
GREEN BEER!
GREEN BEER!
GREEN BEER!
greeeen beer!
find me pot o' gold,
and I'll dance ye a jig.
A JIG!
A JIG!
A JIG!
dance you a jig
4 leaf clovers, 10 leaf clovers
urban myth are thee
fake, and false, and blasphemalse
never find a leave
never find the leave.
so now here ends
my racial irish song
but i can sing the song
for McFitzpatrick is me name
McFitzpatrick is me name
McFITZPATRICK IS ME NAAAAME!